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17:54:48: dear idiot, i'm not impersonating your daughter online. stop sending me profanity-laden facebook messages. thanks, amanda.
20:03:41: apparently the idiot doesn't think i'm impersonating his daughter, but thinks i know whoever is. i still don't know who his daughter is.
21:01:44: @aeror120 only if you want to read vulgar emails laden with poor grammar. ;)
23:10:02: @andythequizzer hmm.. pretty strange. i wonder how it works as an attempt at identity theft.

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[Nov. 9th, 2009|12:01 am]

15:42 RIP Jerry Fuchs, drummer of Maserati. A reminder that you should never try to jump out of an elevator. Thanks for all the great music. #

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[Nov. 8th, 2009|04:29 pm]

listening to specimen while watching darkman makes for a happy afternoon.

[Nov. 8th, 2009|12:01 am]

05:45 @dolemout Actually, no. Guggenheim Grotto opened. They were pretty good. #
15:12 Spent the morning attempting to mold the minds of junior high girls. I am now spending the afternoon and evening at work. #

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From Twitter 11-06-2009

[Nov. 7th, 2009|03:01 am]

21:29:14: at the erwin center about to see ac/dc!!!
22:26:31: "this is a song about a dirty, dirty woman." isn't that what all of your songs are about?

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[Nov. 7th, 2009|12:01 am]

06:00 RT @ktvx "Alcohol and drinking don't mix," a campaign to stop pregnant drinking <-- Tell me that's not the real name of the campaign! #
06:00 They Might Be Giants tonight! w00t w00t! #
08:35 @mrdankelly I agree totally. The first time had a point. This past Sunday? Not so much. #
11:51 I think I was a little too in the mood for that Banquet chicken fingers & mac and cheese TV dinner. Gotta love the warm brownie on the side. #
15:51 *snif* I've never been follow fridayed before. Thanks @ktvx! (Though I think it has something to do with my earlier RT...) #
17:17 @texasaggieofc Yeah, I noticed. Weird. #
23:45 TMBG was wicked awesome, as always. #

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life story, public humiliation

[Nov. 6th, 2009|06:36 pm]

the_lucky_nun

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It's a little late, but I'm hopping on the NaNoWriMo bandwagon. It helps to have access to a a laptop. I'm writing a fictionalized account of the time I spent hitchhiking, sixteen years and a lifetime ago. Guts and all, not for young readers. I did things I'm not proud of, and may be describing misdemeanors and felonies, so I won't be putting excerpts here, but be assured I'm tired of saying "I should write that down someday while I still remember everything." I'm writing everything down NOW while I still remember everything. If I ever get it published, you can just guess at what I made up and what really happened. I've got 2200 words so far, after starting today. I need to come up with another 48000.

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From Twitter 11-05-2009

[Nov. 6th, 2009|03:01 am]

07:02:16: congrats yankees! thanks for doing your part to cheer up my grandma.

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[Nov. 5th, 2009|04:24 pm]

i'm in a really good mood right now. this is cool.
but kinda weird.

is this what normal people feel like?

Clean, trophy husband! Clean!

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[Nov. 5th, 2009|02:21 pm]

subweird

DETAILS:

1. Two dumdums were eaten during this.
2. I didn't know my shirt was inside out.
3. I rehung that painting.
4. Apparently I needed to turn that light on.
5. Melissa's two chihuahuas.
6. Hey, there's my hat.
7. Our house is decorated by Ikea and Thrift town.

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[Nov. 5th, 2009|10:22 am]

i still can't tell tim roth, mark hollis, and jake webber apart. they're all like one and the same guy.

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[Nov. 5th, 2009|12:00 am]

06:09 When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Dirk Nowitzki. #
07:38 @texasaggieofc He may be able to manhandle bats, but he doesn't stand a chance against 7-foot Germans. #
09:12 @ABC4_Todd Not if the EC is right! #

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TCFKAV

[Nov. 4th, 2009|09:02 pm]

immodestmouse

I don't believe I'll be reviving the LJ even though the drama was delicious.

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Done

[Nov. 4th, 2009|08:25 am]

subweird

Rebecca Dart has drawn the perfect comic.

http://r-dart.livejournal.com/9753.html?view=268057#t268057

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From Twitter 11-03-2009

[Nov. 4th, 2009|03:01 am]

14:36:13: just bought tickets to see don rickles on dec. 10 at the paramount. sadly, no front row seats were available.

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dreams

[Nov. 3rd, 2009|10:51 pm]

the_lucky_nun

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A recurring...not quite nightmare, but a scary, scary dream for me: I find myself jumping too high. Suddenly I'm wearing anti-gravity shoes and I take a step and go way too high. At the very peak of this jump, time slows. I have time to reflect on how much this is going to hurt when I land. I start to fall, my stomach lurches into my throat while my heart races and I have a full-on panic attack. Oh shit, I am about to fucking die!!! I keep thinking as the ground rushes up to meet me.

I always land on my back. The pain is excruciating, but I realize I'm still alive. I have this dream again and again, every few months. It hurts less every time I land, and I know I'm going to live...in fact I know how the dream ends and practically groan "Here we go again..." as I take that horrible step. In the dream, I know I'm dreaming, but my mind is convinced that dreamland is as real a place as this world, and what happens to me in my dreams may very well kill me. Thus, it still scares me shitless.

Why, brain? Why?

David Cross on the environment.

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[Nov. 3rd, 2009|12:36 pm]

the_bluths
[analog_boyx]

Hopefully this is allowed.

I thought it was very funny.

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From Twitter 11-02-2009

[Nov. 3rd, 2009|03:01 am]

09:33:57: does anyone know how to reset my cat for daylight savings time?

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Arrested Development

[Nov. 2nd, 2009|08:34 pm]

the_bluths
[thecomedian]

For those of you that have written papers for class, I was curious as to which episodes you've written about.

I'm writing a research paper on sitcoms this semester for grad school and Arrested Development is one of the five sitcoms that I'm focusing on. I really want to focus on how the network treated it since it was loved by the critics but just couldn't find the audience that FOX wanted.

As a side note, during Just for Laughs in Chicago, I got to meet David Cross.

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From Twitter 11-01-2009

[Nov. 2nd, 2009|03:01 am]

01:17:30: went to sixth street to observe costumes. my favorite: sexy abraham lincoln (baberaham lincoln?). now we're eating at kerbey lane.
12:27:32: baking barley bread. trying to think of more alliterative things to do with my extra hour.
23:54:06: my halloween costume -- http://bit.ly/3Xs5xR .. bzzzzzzzz...

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From Twitter 10-31-2009

[Nov. 1st, 2009|03:02 am]

09:47:40: happy halloween! at the moment i am wearing three items of clothing with skulls on them. going to bake halloween cookies!
10:34:36: movie one of halloween movie marathon: the she creature.
13:50:20: halloween movie marathon movie two: the abomidable dr. phibes. vincent price ftw!
15:24:55: halloween movie marathon movie three: the ape.
16:35:12: halloween movie marathon movie four: blood of dracula.
20:46:19: buzzing around the halloween party.

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[Nov. 1st, 2009|12:01 am]

08:44 I wonder if we'll get any trick or treaters at work this evening. #
08:47 And BTW, I am absolutely ELATED that the Mavs beat the Lakers. This might be a decent season after all! #
15:16 They're playing XTC's "The Battle of Peter Pumpkinhead" on Sirius right now. How holiday appropriate...yet not. #
15:17 RT @panotes The passive-aggressive way to deal with annoying trick-or-treaters? Fill the entire bowl with Charleston Chews. #
18:02 Too. Much. Pizza. #
21:47 @matt_tx00 Moab is happenin', yo! And if you're feeling spendy, Desert Bistro is also fanrtastic. #

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[Oct. 30th, 2009|08:21 pm]

the_lucky_nun

I got the live H1N1 vaccine, since it was offered at work for free to certain employees. Either I had a bad reaction, or I had the misfortune of catching another virus at the same time. The end result is that I'm missing out on two parties I was really looking forward to, I'm sick during my favorite holiday, and my gruesome-awesome Carrie costume is going to waste. I'm not even sure if I should let trick-or-treaters stop by the house tomorrow. What will we do with all these Kit-Kats and Butterfingers???

Our brief govoreet through the letter-hole was not, shall we say, satisfactory, yes?

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[Oct. 30th, 2009|10:25 am]

today i am wearing far too many eyelashes. i'll be changing them at noon - red or green? i have both.
my contacts expired in'03, i hope they're not making me blind right now.

someone just asked if i was boy george.

also, there is this:

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[Oct. 30th, 2009|12:01 am]

08:45 @teleflora Ordered a plant on Friday to be delivered to my grandma in the hospital on Saturday. *Still* hasn't been delivered. You guys keep #
08:45 @teleflora telling me that you're going to deliver it through a different florist, but never do. Then yesterday you called and said it had #
08:47 @teleflora been delivered on Saturday, basically called me a liar. So basically, you screwed up, keep saying you're going to fix it, but #
08:47 @teleflora but never do. Meanwhile, my plant still hasn't been delivered to my grandmother ALMOST A WEEK LATER, and you guys act like it's #
08:48 @teleflora it's my fault. DELIVER THE PLANT. #
08:51 @teleflora BTW, that's order number 8455760 if you can fix it. Your customer service people obviously can't. I told them it gets delivered #
08:51 @teleflora today or I cancel. #
12:10 @teleflora Thanks for looking into that for me. I'll remove my Twitter nastygram. :) #
13:35 A co-worker just brought in food and a take out menu from the new Salvadorean restaurant. So good. #
14:17 "You know, they make tofurkey now." "That's just foul." "No, it's not. It's soy!" #

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[Oct. 29th, 2009|12:01 am]

09:31 Just got a fire weather spot forecast request. How do I politely write, "Why the hell would you try to burn anything when it's snowing?" #
09:43 @misshtml True, true! #
14:02 People: never use teleflora.com. EVER. #
14:29 @misshtml No...I don't think they even offered it to me. #

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[Oct. 28th, 2009|02:42 pm]

erngh. it's a day.
i'm tired, you're tired, we're all tired. we're all very, very, very tired.

tonight my ladies scrimmage with refs for the very first time and i imagine that there will be whistles blowin' and penalties being thrown around all over the place like confetti.

my hand hurts; the surgeried-up knuckle is acting up and i hate. i hate!

but i'm not feeling like i should be whining all over the place, no. instead i'm going to go pull out a shiny new yellow legal pad and make doodles of things like clocks and tea pots and kittens with mustaches. it may or may not help me feel better, but at least it'll stop me from staring at this screen, even for just a few moments.

From Twitter 10-27-2009

[Oct. 28th, 2009|03:01 am]

06:06:17: @dougcoupland crazy pickle mustache?
13:49:20: hilarious legal document of the day -- http://bit.ly/pYsyX

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[Oct. 28th, 2009|12:01 am]

08:51 @mojoquix IVE GOT A PICKLE...FOR A MOUSTACHE! NOW GIMME SOME CAAAANDY! #
13:39 @otrejo Unacceptable. :D #

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Pumpkins

[Oct. 28th, 2009|12:23 am]

subweird

Just finished a comic I can't post cause it's for a friend's comic book, but here's my pumpkin I carved.

If you look close you can see the ghost projection from the back.

( more halloween fun under the cut )